The Seats of Chris Cillizza


A parody of a song by Bruce Springsteen.  Recorded by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 05/07/2015  Released: 05/08/2015  First aired: 05/12/2015
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Tony's obsession with how Cillizza got those seats and the ensuing story was amazing. The text recap that Gary did during this story was so great I attempted to turn it into it's own verse.

Over right handed batters,
He is yapping to his left
He wasn't even watching, pitch by pitch
I saw him, drinking red wine, I think it was a Merlot
Oh how'd he ever get there, I need to know
About the seats of Chris Cillizza

7:41 - absolute front row! - he's eating!
8:13 - he's not watching! , yapping and drinking!
8:37 - Chris is missing! - The Orchid's out
Fister hits a single, and now he's back!
In the seats of Chris Cillizza

Parody of "The Streets of Philadelphia" by Bruce Springsteen

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T A Geraci
If Bruce ever hears this he will want to add a stanza! Superb.
606 days ago.
will in G'ville NC
instant classic; if there was ever a george costanza leave them wanting more/go out on a high note then this is it
770 days ago.
Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
So good, Jason. Can't wait to her the on-air reaction!
772 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Big show love!
773 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Thanks! I listened to Gary's recount of the text messaging a few times to write down the phrases/times, and it made me laugh every single time through.
774 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Get ready to hear this the next time @thefix is in studio! So cool!
776 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Wow! Now that Is just funny. And great. Sure fire hit.
776 days ago.
John Neiswinger in Bel Air, MD
This is sure to make it on air. I was trying to think of something for this story, but this nails it
777 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Bruuuuuuuce.... I mean Fuuuuuuse! Excellent!
777 days ago.