Arm Your Children Well

   

A parody of a song by Crosby Stills &Nash.  Recorded by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 05/05/2015  Released: 05/06/2015  First aired: 05/08/2015
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Lyrics

A quick one based on part of the OGR discussion from yesterday...

Near to my zip code
They've seen coyotes
So listen to me yeah
Bethesda it's where they roam
They think they own it
Wait, is that a swimming cheetah?!

Arm your children well
Coyotes can't tell
A toddler from small deer
Make sure your domestic pets
Learn self defense
And they're packing hot steel
Like the gators in Kiawah
Coyotes would probably eat your child
But I really have no idea
That's how this show goes

Parody of "Teach Your Children" by Crosby, Stills, & Nash

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Perfect.
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Bravo!
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