Where in the World Did Bryce Harper's Ring Go?

   

A parody of a song by Rockapella.  A Collaboration by ElliotO in Hauppauge, NY & Jerry in Annandale, VA
Recorded: 05/05/2015  Released: 05/05/2015  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

Well I heard that Mr. Harper was looking for some jewelry
Ever since the Nats signed Scherzer, and he knew that they'd be great
But it's been a couple weeks and he still can't seem to find it
Tell me where in the world did Bryce Harper's ring go?

Is it in Reginald's cage, near a card with Junior's measurements?
Or at Refugee Safeway hidden with the grapefruit juice?
Was it stolen by a chimp for the animal revolution?
Tell me where in the world did Bryce Harper's ring go?

Is it in the prize closet or near the red bocce ball?
With Tony's shades he bought at Sunglass Hut?

Well, I think James Carville knows, but he can't call in to tell us
And I might have seen a map to it on NewsChannel 8.
Is it out in Arizona guarded by some javelinas?
Tell me where in the world did Bryce Harper's ring go?

Related Jingles

David ("Memory") by ElliotO
Song for the Goddess (Rhymes with Torn) by Jerry
Addicted to Plugs by ElliotO
Honestly by ElliotO
Wreck Of The Kornheiser Mailbag (ORIGINAL RADIO SHOW CLIP) by joeythejammer

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Biff
Spectacular!
447 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
I just heard this on the prodcast. I must have missed it back in may but this is outstanding!
635 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
What could possibly be more fun than beat boxing, Jerry?
778 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
I knew this was gonna be great even before hitting play, and it STILL beat the hype. (Beat boxed the hype even...)
783 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Epic!
783 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Do it rockin' fellas! Countless hours listening to this one.
784 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
I love a capella music (obviously) but the thing that inspired me to do this was the mock-beatboxing. I spent more time experimenting with that part than anything else on this track.
784 days ago.
Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
Fabulous! Harmonies are top notch and I'm diggin' the beat boxing!
784 days ago.
John Neiswinger in Bel Air, MD
Very nice. Now the Nats need to start LOSING again!
784 days ago.