Better by (John) Beck

   

A parody of a song by Beck ("Loser").  Recorded by Dylan in Los Angeles, CA
Recorded: 05/03/2015  Released: 05/04/2015  First aired: 05/08/2015
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Lyrics

In the time before RG3, I was your QB
Shanahans traded with Baltimore for me
Before I played a down, they gave me an extension
Then sat me on the bench until 2011

Coach said he’d stake his reputation on me
Then I played Buffalo and lost by 23
And bombed against the Niners as the season sank
Only threw one more touchdown pass than Brandon Banks

Got the job from Sexy Rexy, then gave it back
Had you longing for the days of the Maroon & Black
And even though I was never actually good…
I kept getting better

Still... available…
I’m getting better, baby
So why don’t you sign me?

Still... available…
I’m getting better, baby
So why don’t you sign me?

Couldn’t help but notice in the recent draft
Skins didn’t pick a single quarterback
Kept the same three guys that went four-and-twelve
And while I’ve never won a start in the NFL

I’m getting better than Cousins and RG3
I’ve gotten better every year I’ve been out of the league
I’m living proof that you can keep getting better
Without being good

Still... available…
I’m getting better, baby
So why don’t you sign me?
(Literally never won a start)

Still... available…
I’m getting better, baby
So why don’t you sign me?

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Darren Goring
Looks like still getting better every day now that he is a back up in the cfl. With the starter injured got to play for bc lions last night
658 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
I keep listening over and over too. This is surely a TOP TEN all timer. Just out of nowhere FANTASTIC!!!
757 days ago.
Dr. Pete
Hands down THE BEST jingle of all time!! First time I heard it I was at the gym. Almost dropped the weight on my head. I have listened to it too many times to count. Still laughing as I write this. No way way anyone will ever be "better."
757 days ago.
BA Sports
I think this is in the grand final for best jingles. Nice work
767 days ago.
Luke W
Love this jingle, one of my favourites.
773 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
Fan-effin'-tastic.
773 days ago.
Kevin
A+
774 days ago.
Joe S
Awesome remake!
774 days ago.
Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
These lyrics are so damn good, well done sir
775 days ago.
Francesco in Lancaster, PA
This is great! Nice work all around.
778 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Damn this is just fantastic!!!!! And all TRUE!!!!! Love it!!!
778 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
Fantastic narrative & lyrics on this one!
779 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Great job doing Beck, and funny stuff.
780 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
nice! once again I make the mistake of listening to jingles while eating only to almost spit the food all over my keyboard.
780 days ago.

The TK Jingles Weekly Prodcast
This jingle is featured in the following episodes of the TK Jingles Weekly Prodcast:
March 29, 2017: All of The Questions (and a few Answers!)

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