Intergalactic Howard Fineman


A parody of a song by Beastie Boys.  Recorded by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 04/29/2015  Released: 05/02/2015  First aired: 05/06/2015
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Beastie Boys are one of my all time favorites. Shout out to Brad for encouraging me to move forward with this insanity... And shout out to my 4 year old, who says this is totally her favorite jingle I've done by far... because "You sound like a robot!" I can't argue with that logic.

[Intergalactic Howard Fineman]
[Howard Fineman Intergalactic]
[Political mensch yeah]

He's the Transglobal Emperor of the Huffington Post
Arianna is boss - but he's Political Pope
On anything governmental he's so dope
If you wanna really see him you need a telescope

And I when I say telescope I mean Hubble
Presidents - he's interviewed more than a couple
Like a policy bias he'll burst your bubble
You step to him you'll be in trouble

On big time shows he's been a panelist
Honored by the Society of Professional Journalists
But much more important than all of this
He's the father of celebrity intern Nick

His progeny knows civics better than you son
He even knows who's gonna win the next election
Ask him for knowledge - he'll drop a metric ton
He's Intergalactic Howard Fineman

[Intergalactic Howard Fineman]
[Howard Fineman Intergalactic]
[Political mensch]

A parody of "Intergalactic" by the Beastie Boys

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Kevin Loves Uranus
Every time H F is on HardBall, I mute MSNBC and crank this to Eleven. Maybe next time Chris Matthews can do the robot dance!
619 days ago.
Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
This is excellent! We totally got to get the Run DMC thing going now. I'd do a Beastie Boys track with you too if you want another person.
827 days ago.
Paul in Wyoming
I'm behind on the podcasts and just heard this. Holy hell. Best jingle ever?
829 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
My god. It's full of stars. And win. So much win.
832 days ago.
Anonymous Little
I absolutely love that the comments on this one have started to resemble the end of 2001 A Space Odyssey...
832 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Byron, is that some kind of newfangled Whole Food orange?
832 days ago.
Byron in Philadelphia, PA
Haha...not sure what I did there, but was searching for a jingle - amazing tune!
832 days ago.
Byron in Philadelphia, PA
copa cabana
832 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Affirmation baby!
833 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
BOOM goes the dynamite!
833 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
833 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Getting the love you deserve now!!!!
833 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Big shout out to the "hippest guy who does stuff for us" from Mr. Tony. Sweet.
833 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Fineman will call into the show today (6 May.) Fingers crossed for an in-show guest intro!
833 days ago.
Anonymous Little
under armour
834 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Thanks everyone. This was a fun one, so I really hope to do more from them at some point. (Their run from "Paul's Boutique" thru "Hello Nasty" is one of my favorite 4 album stretches ever.)
834 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
i can't even begin to describe how good this is, and i generally think i'm good with words. just astonishing.
834 days ago.
Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
Wow, just tremendous Judo, I now have to request a follow up "Song for the Man" jingle. So much great stuff on that album
834 days ago.
Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
Drop the mic!
834 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Incredible & quite funny. Well done.
834 days ago.
ToddInLexington in United States
BAM! As a lover of the Beastie Boys, I love this. Great work!
835 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Wow, I'm happy to even be mentioned in the same breath with this one! Do robots breathe?
836 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Top Notch!
836 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Jason! Holy Cow! You know, ever since they gave Howard that title, this jingle has been waiting for you to KILL IT! I think you are the only one who could pull this off, and did you ever. Not only is it a great job writing, but your performance is right on and, I can't think of a jingle on here that better emulates the original, sonically. Bravo, dude. Plus "you sound like a robot" Bonus!
836 days ago.

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