They Can't Hit, They Can't Field (Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da)

   

A parody of a song by The Beatles.  Recorded by Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
Recorded: 04/25/2015  Released: 04/25/2015  First aired: 04/27/2015
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Lyrics

Was just watching another Nats loss, Ugh, The Nats, ...A parody of Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da

Lyrics:
Desmond throws the ball over second base
Sherzer holds his head down in his hands
Desmond says hey we might win this game
I think I’ll throw one up deep into the stands

They can't hit, they can't field, bullpen sucks!
You cant win if you don't score runs
They can't hit, they can't field, bullpen sucks!
You cant win if you don't score runs

Harper says to Werth hey I just got on base
Why don’t you hit one out into the seats
Werth says to Harper hey I’ll try my best
But it’s the hardest thing in the galaxy

They can't hit, they can't field, bullpen sucks!
You cant win if you don't score runs
They can't hit, they can't field, bullpen sucks!
You cant win if you don't score runs

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ElliotO in Hauppauge, NY
Glorious...don't know how I missed this first time around.
568 days ago.
Andy in Greenbelt, MD
Time to give this great song a replay.
772 days ago.
Kyle H. in Merced, CA
Loved it.
813 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
Excellent!
813 days ago.
Byron in Philadelphia, PA
The happy 'Desmond' coincidence makes this so perfect...well done!
813 days ago.
Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
Pure gold. This one will be running through my head for a long time!
813 days ago.
Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
Yipes, I should have written another verse to cover tonight's 4 error fiasco .
814 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
I was proud to be mistakenly identified (originally) as the author of this one. Most good!
814 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Perfection.
814 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
"Just pipe down a moment here, Barry. Patrick has a jingle." You aren't just funny, you're poignant.
814 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Excellent, and incredible that the original lyric is also Desmond. I never woulda came up with this song, and yet it's right there! The sign of a great idea.
816 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Brilliant
816 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
i'll be shocked if we don't hear this on the show next week.
816 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
everything about this is fantastic!
816 days ago.

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