Chris Cillizza (My Sharona)

   

A parody of a song by The Knack.  Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 04/25/2015  Released: 04/25/2015  First aired: 05/04/2015
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Lyrics

Dammit, I just realized when I was posting this that Elliott used this one on a Chaputzvah tune. I've been sitting on this track for Cillizza for a long time but didn't have any material until this week when he talked about his hypochondria. oh well, can't get enough 50 ways or Junior tunes so here goes another Sharona.

WORRIED THAT HE'S GOT GANGRENE, IN HIS SPLEEN
BUT PROBABLY JUST A STOMACH CRAMP, CHRIS CILLIZZA
THINKS THAT HE'S GOT TB, OR HIV
NOT SEASONAL ALLERGIES, CHRIS CILLIZZA?

DOC WON'T TAKE HIS CALLS
HE'S APPALLED, FEELS LIKE A HOSTAGE AND
HE'S RECOMMENDED PSYCHIATRIC MEDICINE
CHRIS, CHRIS, CHRIS, AT THE FIX, ACHOO!
C-C-C CHRIS CILLIZZA

ALL DAY LONG ON WEB MD, RESEARCHING
CERTAIN THAT HE'S GOT SCABIES
CHRIS CILLIZZA
A VERY SLIGHT HEADACHE AND, VISION BLURRED
THAT'S GOTTA BE A BRAIN TUMOR, CHRIS CILLIZZA!

DOWN AT THE ER, 3 DAYS A WEEK
NO, THAT'S JUST A PIMPLE, NOT MONKEYPOX, ON YOUR OBLIQUES

CHRIS, CHRIS, CHRIS, AT THE FIX, ACHOO!
C-C-C CHRIS CILLIZZA
THAT'S A MOLE, NOT A CYST, CILLIZZA

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Not Shaputzpah by ElliotO

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joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
wonderful world
786 days ago.
John Neiswinger in Bel Air, MD
Wonderfully written and performed. The neuroses is palpable ;-)
791 days ago.
Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
So hilarious!
792 days ago.
Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
Been trying for a while to come up for something for this song, this is great, agree with Brad, last line is the TKO
793 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
I love the achoo.
794 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Worth it for the last line alone! Nicely done.
794 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
i just upgraded garageband and now i'm lost as to where everything is, so i think the volume is low on this tune. but at least i finally got the microphone to work.
794 days ago.

The TK Jingles Weekly Prodcast
This jingle is featured in the following episodes of the TK Jingles Weekly Prodcast:
February 18, 2016: Words Hurt

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