Fifty Ways To Golf With Tony


A parody of a song by Paul Simon.  Recorded by joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 04/22/2015  Released: 04/23/2015  First aired: 04/24/2015
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They asked him please you know it's all for charity
The problem is people they're just not his cup of tea
Don't count on conversation, that's insanity
There must be 50 ways to golf with Tony

You know it's certainly his habit to be crude
Furthermore he hopes his insults won't be lost or misconstrued
So I'll repeat myself, you know the old man's often rude
There must be 50 ways to golf with Tony
50 ways to golf with Tony

Don't brag about your kid, Sid
Don't try to shake hands, Dan
Don't look him in the eye, Cy
Justa listen to me
Staying quiet is a must, Gus
He don't wanna discuss much
Don't even tell 'em your name, James
just play your golf game

Maybe offer free snacks Jack
bring some boiled eggs Craig
ask how to toast a steak Jake
if you're feelin' lucky
don't ask him to a show, Joe
'Cause he don't wanna go!
just try to make it through Lou
because Tony won't like you!

By Joe Aro
Parody of Paul Simon
Another entry into the "50 WAYS" jingle franchise.....

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Byron in Philadelphia, PA
50 Ways and Hallelujah now tied at 3 air plays a piece - who will make it 4 first?!?
847 days ago.
John Neiswinger in Bel Air, MD
This song is the gift that keep on giving. Every one is better than the next!
847 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
50 Ways and Joe's voice is always money.
847 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Very nice. Could title it 8000 ways to golf with Tony now.
847 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Huh. I don't recognize the tune. Nice one anyway.
848 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
Excellent - and "Don't wanna discuss much" sounds about right.
848 days ago.