Losing All Your Hair (Living on a Prayer)

   

A parody of a song by Bon Jovi.  Recorded by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 04/13/2015  Released: 04/13/2015  First aired: 04/14/2015
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Lyrics

Jordan Spieth wins The Masters, his first major at 21, and ties/breaks records in the process. One of the first things Tony talks about: How he's already losing his hair.

(Once upon a time, many hairs ago)

Tony used to wear an afro
It was colored orange
I bet it looked awesome
Although - He mighta looked like Bozo.

Wilbon says just shave it away
Yelling on the air
He says he's not bald
He's shaved, He's shaved

Tony says to Jordan
Hold on, to the hair you've got
It might not be much left, but that's why I like you a lot
You've got a major - that's more than Tiger since he got caught.
And we can pay cash for yachts.

Woah, You're halfway there
Woah, losing all your hair
Take off that hat, fluff it up if you care
Woah - losing all your hair

Parody of Living on a Prayer by Bon Jovi

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Anita from Alaska
Still brilliant.
613 days ago.
mrlip in United States
As a both a TK Jingler and a bald man,this is outstanding.
848 days ago.
Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
This is just plain brilliant.
858 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Thanks everyone. This has been on my list songs I wanted to do for a while too, but had no idea what lyrics to put with it until it just head me over the head.
859 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Dude you really stole a longtime idea I had with this tune and subject, but I ain't mad atcha....Sweet!!!!
860 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
anything that makes me almost spit out my lunch gets a big thumbs up.
861 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
This one makes me thoroughly jealous. Spectacular!!
861 days ago.
John Neiswinger in Bel Air, MD
Love the lyrics - can't believe THIS is the thing he grabbed onto from the Master's
861 days ago.