Tootsie Rolls and Area Codes

   

A parody of a song by Ludacris and Nate Dogg.  Recorded by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 04/10/2015  Released: 04/11/2015  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

Thanks to Brad for the comment that spawned this idea, which is already so inside I can barely keep it straight myself. I Googled "celebrity favourite candy"... then got area codes off bios for the people that the search returned. The results: Celebrity almost sightings + favourite candy + area codes = Well...

Lyrics:

Tootsie Rolls in the 202 area code
Tootsie Rolls in the 202 area code

In the 424 you might observe Khloe being bratty
Like all Kardashians she just wants a Sugar Daddy
All of a sudden I saw J Hudson in 312
Was she Eating Candy Apples with one of Wilbon's crew?

Who's eating Resse's? Is that Neil Partick Harris?
Peanut butter cups... not the 504 actress
Whitherspoon herself doesn't have a favorite
For Selena Gomez it's Goobers she savours

I mean, she dated Biebers
Who eats the fish that are Swedirsh
He's hit a Sour Patch but he still got the Tweeners
Spottin Ryan Gosling and Britney Spears
That's 2 Mouseketeers
Not 3 Musketeers

Now I hear Zach Efron likes pear Jelly Beans
Almost saw him out there in the 323
Jessica Simpson you might meet
325 - Abeline
She likes M&Ms. Her dad: her D&Ds

212 across the country
Seinfeld with a Bit O Honey
He made a movie about a bee
It wasn't funny
Zachary Quinto
412 and Skittles
Torie might have seen him there when he was really little

Kelly Osbourne likes Cadbury
Makes sense to me
If you're in England you can see
But you can have that 011 prefix
Cause I heard Miley surely would
Twerk for a Twix

Tootsie Rolls in the 202 area code
Tootsie Rolls in the 202 area code

A parody of "Area Codes" by Ludacris and Nate Dogg

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John Neiswinger in Bel Air, MD
This was all kinds of fantastic. Loved hearing about it on the podcast. I think my favorite part is how much research had to go into this. Bravo
798 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Jerry did a GREAT job explaining this on the podcast. And I'm glad, because if future me decides to re-listen at some point then I'll need his flowchart to follow it all.
798 days ago.
Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
That's a Wow! Listening on the podcast with equal amazement and disbelief. So good!
798 days ago.
chipster61 in Jackson, MO
I disagree, these three topics have been rolling around for a few weeks now. What a wonderful mash-up of them all in one Ludacris song! Way to current for tony, but DA and Nigel will be laughing, Gary will explain it to him,..
799 days ago.
chipster61 in Jackson, MO
OH MY GOD! This has to go on the show! Great jingle!
799 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
I think it's going to take 10 minutes to explain how all of these intricate self-referential songs weave together on this week's podcast. Tony sometimes jokes that he's playing to an audience of dozens -- but in this case, I think this little collection of insider tunes is catering to a party of 5.
802 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
The original song is just about as ridiculous - I'm guessing intentionally so. I'm definitely gonna lean Rain Man - although I'm more like 90% idiot and 10% savant. And I think I took both pills.
802 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
F*** YEAH! i don't even know the original song but this is fantastic.
803 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
I can't tell if you're Mozart or Rain Man.
803 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
So inside and so cool. I will take the red pill, thank you! (Or maybe I already have?)
803 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Oh, I'm done after this one. I wanted to do something with area codes for a while, but couldn't come up with enough material - until your idea to combine it with candy and celebrities. :)
803 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Someone stop this man before we merge the streams!! I had no idea I was such an inspiration.
803 days ago.