Everything Gets Under His Skin (Sinatra)

   

A parody of a song by Frank Sinatra.  Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 04/11/2015  Released: 04/11/2015  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

EVERYTHING GETS UNDER TONE'S SKIN
SHEEHAN DOESN'T LISTEN TO THE SHOW, BUT CAN YOU BLAME HIM?
HE HAS TO PREPARE SLURPING SOFTBALL QUESTIONS FOR DREW STOREN
ATHLETE INTERVIEWS GET UNDER TONE'S SKIN

SO MANY THINGS BUT HIM, WHERE TO BEGIN?
WHEN FRUIT AND MEAT ON A DINNER PLATE ARE CONTIGUOUS
PEOPLE OF THE BIKE AND TOMMY NORMENT'S LEXICOGRAPHER ARE IN
THAT PONTOON BOAT WILL BE FILLED TO THE BRIM

WESTBROOK COMES UP THE COURT FOR A DUNK
AND BEATS HIS CHEST AS HE SCREAMS
MATT WILLIAMS COULDN'T WAIT TO GET TO DC
AND DIDN'T MOVE IMMEDIATELY

DON'T YOU KNOW ORANGE FOOL, THE CAPS CANNOT WIN
THEY'RE BUILT AROUND WINGERS, FROM THE OUTSIDE IN
AND THE GUY WHO STANDS JUST BEHIND THE BENCH WILL BE OUT IN THE FIRST ROUND AGAIN
TROTZIE GETS UNDER HIS SKIN

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Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
Both you and John nailed it! So much funny here.
853 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
This one is great as well. I guess I really should find a way to watch that documentary.
858 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
So many great zingers, packed to the brim! Love it, Rob
859 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
John and I got almost the same idea with the same song at the same time.
859 days ago.