Killing Me Softly


A parody of a song by The Fugees.  Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Recorded: 04/10/2015  Released: 04/11/2015  First aired: unaired
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Because sometimes it's great when science is wrong.

I thought all science was firm,
I thought it can't be wrong.
But now they say I've flushed 3 decades down the john?
Wha happened, huh? Was it all just one big joke?
Well, I'm,
Dousin' my oats w/ some sugar (that's right)
Saltin' my eggs w/ no fear (that's right, that's right)
Gimme those pretzels w/ more salt!
You're killing me w/ this, it's your fault,
I've spent my whole life with bland food.
Shut up you geeks now and pass the salt!

Now, now, I'll take some sugar too, why not? Salt, salt, salt, salt, salt, salt, gimme me salt right now, salt.

*A parody of the The Fugees version of "Killing Me Softly"

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Repeat (Respect) by Kj Ohnstad

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joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Ditto!!! Greatness Kj!!
805 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
Love this, Kj
807 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
this one is just a great giggle!
807 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Very well done. Repeating salt over and over is genius, and the background Wyclef parts cracked me up.
809 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Who knew our favorite English major was such a slave to science?! Love this one, KJ! "Wha happened" is you killed it!
809 days ago.