The Randy Man

   

A parody of a song by Sammy Davis Jr..  A Collaboration by ElliotO in Hauppauge, NY & Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Recorded: 03/29/2015  Released: 03/29/2015  First aired: 04/03/2015
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Lyrics

Who can coach the Wizards, Watch them quit on D
Never seems to get much of a healthy Bradley Beal
The Randy Man
The Randy Man Can't
The Randy Man Can't 'cause when they go on the road they can't beat anyone good

Can't make Porter better
Loves long two-point shots
Writers like to slam him while they're slurping Barry Trotz
The Randy Man
The Randy Man Can't
The Randy Man Can't 'Cause Against the Hawks and Raptors, well, his team's no good

The Randy Man's not gonna lose his playoff spot
Because this is the Eastern Conference
But come on people, let's be honest His coaching doesn't please Leonsis

Who can start off red hot
Then see his team stall
Won't get too much further when you're built around John Wall
The Randy Man
The Randy Man Can't
The Randy Man Can't 'cause when they go on the road they can't beat anyone good

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Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
In a hole somewhere, the ghost of Sammy Davis, Jr. is saying, "who?"
866 days ago.
John Neiswinger in Bel Air, MD
I consistently laugh out loud at all your lyrics Elliot. Seriously every song, and this is no exception
869 days ago.
Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
Big props to Elliot for these very funny lyrics! Thanks for asking me to join you on this one!
869 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Wow! I missed this until I heard it on the no longer delayed podcast. Superb!
869 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
The second verse of this one is my highlight. Great job, guys!
869 days ago.
John Neiswinger in Bel Air, MD
Brilliant as usual!
872 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Airtime this week assured!!
873 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Very well done. The idea alone made me laugh.
873 days ago.

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All the TK Jingles of 2015 Jerry in Annandale, VA
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