Choking Dogs (Crosby Stills &Nash)


A parody of a song by Crosby Stills &Nash.  A Collaboration by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles & Kyle H. in Merced, CA
Recorded: 03/23/2015  Released: 03/26/2015  First aired: 03/27/2015
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Idea/lyrics by Kyle H.

When you see the choking dogs for the first time
You understand why Tony feels this way
‘Cause the truth is that they stink in all the playoffs
Like Georgetown, Pittsburg, Virginia Tech, and even Notre Dame

Off a season when they gather the best record
The Caps and Nats will fold like a house of cards
Like the pumped up San Diego Chargers or Dallas Cowboys
Or Gonzaga at the big dance when facing better guards

Think about
Think about how many times they have fallen
Choking by shooting bricks, or awful interceptions
The sight of their losing ways cannot be forgotten

Tony has been around the world
Looking at the winning teams
And he knows choking when he sees it
And you know they will

Parody of Southern Cross - Crosby Stills &Nash

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Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
Straight to the favorites playlist, gents!
843 days ago.
John Neiswinger in Bel Air, MD
Yup it's like a drug...a sweet, sweet drug. Enjoy the high! ?
849 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick
Kyle, the answer to that question is as many times as it takes until you air another one. Then half as often after that. The in-studio reactions are the best.
849 days ago.
Kyle H. in Stockton, CA
Wife is asking me how many times I'm going to listen to it on repeat on the podcast. Still love the reactions. Thanks Judofuse for the great rendition.
850 days ago.
John Neiswinger in Bel Air, MD
Man, you are KILLING it lately. Bravo
850 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Much love on air for both Kyle and JF. So, so good! Bravo! --the other JF
850 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Great job to you both. This is really well done, and written!!
850 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
I can't do CSN, so went with my own version of this. Was fun to do. Thanks Kyle!
851 days ago.