Shopping For No Reason

   

A parody of a song by Pink.  Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Recorded: 03/15/2015  Released: 03/19/2015  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

In response to Satch's latest ridiculous multiple shopping trips to Lord & Taylor.

LYRICS:
Right from the start I guess my plan was not that smart.
But hey, I had a coupon.
I couldn't stop my grinning, it was the gift that kept on giving.
I fear I'm becoming Wilbon!

And then I saw a cool suit coat, uh oh,
A fancy sweater made from goat, uh oh,
All I wanted was a billfold,
But that got old, so old!

Now I'm shopping for no reason,
If I go home I'll get bored.
Just a second now this coat is linen
Hold it, maybe I'll come back again!
If it's in the cards, I'll be back again tomorrow w/ more cash
I'll even call up my kin
And I'll drop loads of dough on him!

*A parody of Pink's "Just Give Me A Reason"

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judofuse in Atlanta
Yes! More shopping stuff! Great all around.
831 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
more goat!! Hehehehe
831 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
You know that sound of the ball jumping off the bat and you JUST KNOW, at that instant, it's going out of the park? Well this is the jingle equivalent. Just great stuff Kjerstin. "I fear I'm becoming Wilbon" is exactly the kind of thought TK would have (and worry about!) Ha!
831 days ago.

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