Bracketology (Choppin' Broccoli)

   

A parody of a song by Dana Carvey.  Recorded by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 03/15/2015  Released: 03/16/2015  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

Because the real 'bracketology' means rolling with Phil's Mom and Courtney. A joke song based on a joke song, for a made up word.

There's a mom that we know
She has a son named Phil
Now we know her as Phil's Mom

She'll call in to the show
And my biggest bracket upset
Is if we somehow don't hear Marquette

It's bracketology

There's a goddess we know
Her name is Courtney
I heard she has a real nice set of DVDs
Not that I would know
Uh, a friend told me
But you might win them - if you pick the right teams

It's bracketology
They pick...

Parody of "Choppin Broccoli" by Dana Carvey

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judofuse in Atlanta
Thanks! Me trying to play piano always ends up ominous - whether intended or not. :)
807 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
I'm an eon late on this one, but holy moly, Judo! Can I tell you how much I want to do an action movie voiceover to that ominous piano track? Really great stuff!
808 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Thanks! Strangely enough - I had already recorded this thing before Forde said that on the show... I woulda laughed at him saying that regardless, but this fact made it even funnier to me. The convex circle of humor.
823 days ago.
John Neiswinger in Bel Air, MD
Fan-freakin'-tastic.
823 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Late to the party on this. So damn CLASSSSSSIC! And HILARIOUS!!
823 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
I think the best part of this tune is that you essentially took Pat Forde's quote ("Is this the bracket where I pick against some guy's mom & a porn star") and turned it into a song, seamlessly
824 days ago.
Kyle H. in Stockton, CA
Loved it.
830 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Wow!!! If this were any more inside it would be convex! Much, much better than the original.
830 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
YES!
830 days ago.