Dudes of Hazardous


A parody of a song by Waylon Jennings.  Recorded by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 03/12/2015  Released: 03/12/2015  First aired: unaired
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I'm a podcast listener, so I have no idea if they even mentioned this on the show yet... but I took a guess that it might come up at some point after another Secret Service scandal this week. Outlaw Country.


Just some good ol' boys
Keeping POTUS from harm
Driving into barricades
Passed out in hallways
In the Netherlands

Not spottin' the drones
Not releasin' the hounds
"Hey that guy has a knife!"
"Should we let him in or keep him out?"

Guardin' the Prez
The only way they know how
We need them to do their job
So let's keep them around
(Yee Haw)

Guardin the Prez
The only way they know how
You don't really want their job
So what they do is allowed.

They're just some good ol' boys
Havin' their fun
Never lockin' White House doors
Or paying for their whores
In Columbia

Parody of "Good Ol' Boys" by Waylon Jennings (Dukes of Hazzard theme song)

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rob in Pittsburgh, PA
Nice! Honestly, and I know every show says this, but TK's listeners are very sharp. I'd wager Mike & Mike jingles would be kinda disappointing. We'll never know about the Man Cave jingles, apparently.
860 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Thanks! Just heard the podcast, and Tony saying, "Who are these people?" while it was playing made me laugh. And a return "You had that" to Kj for calling it with 21:1 odds against.
861 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
21st time's the charm!
861 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
861 days ago.
Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
You had that. This is outstanding all the way to that last line! I'd be shocked if this didn't air.
862 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Pretty damn funny!!
864 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Not only is this excellent, but it offers trenchant analysis.
865 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
You were right that they covered this in OGR on today's show. I hope this one airs soon!
865 days ago.
Kyle H. in Stockton, CA
865 days ago.