Whatever Tony Wants (Whatever Lola Wants) - ft. Lauren Neiswinger


A parody of a song by Sarah Vaughan.  Recorded by Swingmonalisa in Bel Air, MD
Recorded: 03/11/2015  Released: 03/11/2015  First aired: 01/28/2016
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Whatever Tony wants, Tony gets
And after last week, little Tony wants you
A corporate apartment (corporate apartment)
Just downtown (just downtown)
To recline himself, resign himself, it’s true

He always gets what he aims for
Especially when it’s not something he’s paid for
Whatever Tony wants (Tony wants), Tony gets (Tony gets)
Don’t want a boat, just a free place to live
(downtown, no he won’t drive downtown)
He’s the exception to the rule
So show production fools
Give in (Give in, you’ll never win)

Whatever Tony wants, Tony gets


So after doing almost a dozen of these stupid things, I finally got the wife in on one ;-). She's never actually listened to the show (something about taking care of 4 kids during the day leaves little time for the "information for life" we absorb everyday), but from what I've told her about the show, she figured this song would be a perfect song to do for the old man. Tony's brush with hotel life last week gave the perfect opportunity.

Many thanks to the Mrs. for devoting a good portion of her night to this!

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Bill Barto in Columbus, OH
Wow, what a voice. Nice work.
509 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
This is like a quick turnaround jingle done nearly a year in advance! So great that it aired.
511 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
Boom!! It's nice when Nigel can FINALLY get one right!
511 days ago.
Swingmonalisa in Bel Air, MD
Haha. Thanks! I'm excited to show her this later! With the old man talking about wanting the apartment downtown yesterday I figured I'd try and submit it again.
511 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
dude, your wife is terrific!
511 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Excellent. Nailed the vibe of this, and made me smile the whole time.
833 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Well, Lauren ought to start listening soon 'cause this is sure to air! Terrific!
834 days ago.

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