Littles Root for (The) American (University)

   

A parody of a song by John Derringer (Hulk Hogan entrance music).  Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 03/09/2015  Released: 03/10/2015  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

WELL THEY RANK 12TH…IN PUBLIC AFFAIRS
AND OTHER THINGS FOR WHICH NOBODY CARES
IN 08 THEY FINALLY MADE THE DANCE
NORTHWESTERN MEN HAVE NOT HAD THAT CHANCE

LITTLES ROOT FOR AMERICAN
NO CRACK DEALERS START FOR THEM
LITTLES ROOT FOR AMERICAN
SOME 6’4” KID IS GUARDING THE RIM

JUNIOR WRITES SANCTIMONIOUS PROSE
ABOUT THESE GALLANT PATRIOT JOES
THEY’RE STATELY, INTREPID, AND SOMEHWAT URBANE
GRACIOUS AND BOLD, IN A VALOROUS WAY

LITTLES ROOT FOR AMERICAN
NO CRACK DEALERS START FOR THEM
LITTLES ROOT FOR AMERICAN
THEY KICK BUTT ON THE ENTRANCE EXAMS
LITTLES ROOT FOR AMERICAN
NO POINT IN ROOTING FOR BINGHAMPTON
LITTLES ROOT FOR AMERICAN
SOME 6’4” KID IS GUARDING THE RIM

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rob in Pittsburgh, PA
Dammit. I really WAS rooting hard for American.
893 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
That chorus killed me, lol.
893 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Haha love!!
893 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
Awesome. Listening to this, I'm swelling with so much pride I kinda wish I'd gone to American.
894 days ago.