A parody of a song by Petula Clark.  A Collaboration by ElliotO in Hauppauge, NY & joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 03/08/2015  Released: 03/09/2015  First aired: 03/09/2015
 View the Airtime Calendar


When there is snow and you're not skipping the show, well,
You can always go, downtown
When you are fixing to go dine with Bill Simmons
You can do the show, downtown

You may not get your breakfast from the folks at Bagel City
But you stay at the Mayflower so you won't get our pity
Thanks, ABC
You got to eat goat at Komi
Surprised all the Littles who thought you'd stay home

You went
Downtown, don't miss the show 'cause you're
Downtown, walk out the back door
Downtown, they made it easy for you.

Parody of "DOWNTOWN" by Petula Clark
Lyrics/Elliot Olshansky
Vocals/Joe Aro

Related Jingles

Don't Eat At The Subway by Bill Barto
Who's Eddie Vedder, Man? by ElliotO
Shad! by ElliotO
Treinen (Crying) by Jerry
O-Fer the Road by ElliotO

Join the conversation

Your Name
Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
When I saw that you were going to do this one, I knew you'd crush it! I believe I had that.
888 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
894 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Those notes in the chorus are quite impressive.
894 days ago.
Kyle H. in Stockton, CA
Awesome job guys.
894 days ago.
ElliotO in Hauppauge, NY
Joe, you nailed it. You really did. I didn't think a male vocal would work, but you proved me wrong. Well done.
894 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
You win. Pretty much perfect.
894 days ago.