Callin' Bull Jive

   

A parody of a song by The Bee Gees.  Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 02/26/2015  Released: 02/26/2015  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

WELL YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY THAT SHEEHAN LAUGHED
THAT SOME POOR BASTARD HAD A HEART ATTACK
AND YOU CAN TELL IT WAS A PAINFUL DEATH
WHEN HE’S IN TEARS AND HE’S OUT OF BREATH
BUT HE SOMETIMES TELLS A DIFFERENT TALE
THAT HAS AN UNSEEMLY SMELL
AN ANGRY BRIDE, EPILEPTIC GROOM
AND SOME RANDOM LUCKY DUDE

SUPER G’S THINKING THAT THIS STORY STINKS
HE’S CALLING BULL JIVE, CALLING BULL JIVE
SHEEHAN’S NOT A SCEPTIC BUT HIS INSTINCTS ARE SEPTIC
WE’RE CALLING BULL JIVE, CALLING BULLJIVE

WELL WHAT’S A MORE CHALLENGING TEST OF SKILL
THAN HITTING THE LINKS WITH KIM JONG IL
AND YOU THINK 8 HOLES IN ONE IS MAD
WELL BRIAN WILLIAMS CLAIMS HE WAS ON THE BAG
AND IT’S JUST THE SAME AS BUYING PANTS
AFTER ONE OF JUNIOR’S RANTS
HE PROUDLY SHOWS A 36
AND DID IT FIT? YOU BET IT DID

PEOPLE IN THE KNOW SAW A BUTTON EXPLODE
WE’RE CALLING BULL JIVE, CALLING BULL JIVE
TEARS AND RIPS IN THE CROTCH AND HIPS
CALLING BULL JIVE, CALLING BULL JIVE

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Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
The samples make it!
850 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
Sorry if the the lyrics are tough to make out but the falsetto just makes it tough to understand what the hell I'm "singing."
851 days ago.

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