A parody of a song by Kanye West.  Recorded by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 02/12/2015  Released: 02/12/2015  First aired: unaired
 View the Airtime Calendar


After hearing Mr Tony rant about Kanye at the Grammys, I thought:
Would Kanye take it personally? And if so, How would he respond?
I'd like to imagine he would respond by re-recording one of his own songs as an old fashioned rap diss. I figured Kanye would be petty enough to let little everyday slights bother him... and also brag when he has even the most inconsequential advantage over someone else. (So in other words, him and Mr Tony would probably myopically complain about the exact same stuff - just in different ways.)

So here's my version of the Kanye response, where he just heard some of the recent things Mr Tony talked about in the last few weeks... then tried to 1-up even the tiniest things in the most pettiest of ways... And brags about how even simple stuff in his life is the best stuff ever - while taking some obvious shots.


Don't care what you say about me
Can only make me stronger
M-m-m-m Meanwhile
You just gettin' Oranger
You and I so alike now
Just go ahead and ask how
Cause we both about "I" now
Do you know who I am?! POW

I never miss my Subway sandwich
My data plan always has bandwidth
Go ahead ,call me out - I can stand this
Lack of gigabytes - your disadvantage
And now you know it's like
You Swaggy P
And I'm the dolphin
My words will take you down
Like Flipper did Nick Young
Don't need assists
Kobe didn't get one
You on The Americans?
Well, I'm on the Kardashians
Speaking of my girl
We just had a daughter
Already more hair than you
You out with the bath water
You an English major?
I just taught ya
More like History
You older than the Magna Carta
Call up Subway when I wanna
Data unlimited
I even text my order
Wi-Fi don't matter
I'll roam and I'll wander
I got more bandwidth
Than you got orange

Don't care what you say about me
Can only make me stronger
M-m-m-m Meanwhile
You just gettin' Oranger
Complain all you want about me
Hate on me all you wanna
They said it couldn't be done
I just rhymed words with orange

Parody of "Stronger" - Kanye West (featuring Daft Punk)

Related Jingles

While Gretchen Wu Gently Weeps by Jason Fuse
We Built Bagel City by Jason Fuse
Chris Cillizza (My Sharona) by robert berg
Gary's Mailbag ukulele cover by Kj Ohnstad
Carol of the Mailbag by Josh

Join the conversation

Your Name
judofuse in Atlanta
In a better world, I woulda had someone else start this off with a Taylor Swift or a Beck parody song, and then had this track come in about 20 seconds into that...But I'm not funny enough to have thought of that last week.
917 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
I love the angle of this tune and the litany of exaggerated references. Weird Al in the writing, Kanye in the performance
918 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
I am speechless. That is just awesome.
922 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Jaw dropping
922 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Kanye on Kim like Isotoners on OJ. So wonderful!!
922 days ago.