Tony's Sandwich (Joseph's Coat of Many Colors)

   

A parody of a song by Joseph & the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.  A Collaboration by ElliotO in Hauppauge, NY, Jerry in Annandale, VA & Michelle in Annandale, VA
Recorded: 02/08/2015  Released: 02/10/2015  First aired: 02/11/2015
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Lyrics

Featuring Michelle Negrelli on vocals

Tony went to Arizona for the game
He missed his Bagel City breakfast everyday
The missing food would ruin his mood
The oatmeal squares were poor

Lunch was also troublesome for him to get
But ESPN brought an answer to the set
A sandwich that he hadn't had
Since 1994

A logo colored gold and green
Endorsed on air by RG3
Tony thought he'd eat a Subway sandwich
Yes, he'd love to eat a Subway sandwich

Packed with vegetables for crunch
A sub would make an awesome lunch
Looking forward to a Subway sandwich
Yes, he'd love to eat a Subway sandwich
It had bread and turkey and pickles and peppers, no cheese

They brought a trailer for the crew to get their grub
And Tony salivated at what was to come
But soon he'd find - losing his mind -
That all the sandwiches were gone

There was a Subway in the mall at Fashion Square.
But Tony didn't want to set a foot in there.
A food court trip could make him flip
The whole thing just seemed wrong

Khalila offered to go and fetch
But Tony said he'd rather kvetch
So he didn't get his Subway sandwich
No, he didn't get his Subway sandwich

Two bags of Sun Chips were all he had
It left him feeling really mad
For he didn't get his Subway sandwich
No, he didn't get his Subway sandwich

It would have had... a whole lotta stuff

A parody of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, "Joseph's Coat"

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Elizabeth
This is absolutely one of my all time favorites. Absolutely wonderful.
554 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
I think John also did "Signs" around that time. another super bowl week gem.
596 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
Rob, we were barely out of January and we had already heard this and Brad's "Been To The Desert". We may as well have turned off the lights President's Day weekend.
596 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
this is still my favorite jingle of 2015, Elliott. concept and lyrics are ingenious and jerry and michelle absolutely nailed the vocals. perfectly captures not only this inane bit on the show but Satch in general.
597 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
this is a top 5 all-time jingle. just brilliant.
906 days ago.
Paul
Absolutely amazing. In awe of your talent.
912 days ago.
drs_22 in Marlborough, MA
Bravo! That's all I have to say!
912 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
Value. Added.
918 days ago.
Byron in Philadelphia, PA
Wow - this is amazing! Totally had me cracking up, nice work all! Isn't it spelled sangwich though? ;-)
919 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
This was such a joy to record. You had me at "Coat of Many Colors" and the idea of rattling off all those toppings!
919 days ago.

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