Am I Cut From The Americans?


A parody of a song by Neil Diamond.  Recorded by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 01/30/2015  Released: 01/30/2015  First aired: unaired
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Yes, yet another "Americans" song... I searched and didn't see this one, and it's the best show on TV so,,,

My scene was in the bar
I had a line
It might be ADR'd

All I wanted to be
Was in a scene
Episode 2 or 3

Had a dream for just a scene
Am I cut from The Americans?
Greg Garcia help me please
Am I cut from The Americans?

But Matthew and Keri didn't care
Hey, was that my elbow there?
In the corner of the screen
In the corner of the screen
But still so very far away
They even gave me a line to say
Not sure the camera was on
Not sure the camera was on

Have you heard the news today?
Am I cut from The Americans?
Did my cameo not play?
Am I cut from The Americans?
I'm off-screen, but I was there
Am I cut from The Americans?
Tried to touch Keri Russell's hair
Probably cut from The Americans

Am I cut from The Americans?
(Oy Vey)

Based on "Coming to America" - Neil Diamond

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Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
Sooooo good! What an awesome performance!
868 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Thanks. I thought about this one a while back, but didn't have enough time - plus there were so many great "Americans" songs being done then as well. It popped in my head again after I watched the Season 3 premiere.
870 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
I hereby pass the Diamond baton to judofuse. THAT is a vocal!
873 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
This was my first choice over God Bless the USA but the other tune just lent itself too well to the other story. Very glad you did this, excellent.
873 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
I think this will break you through!!! Excellent. and now topical.....I forgot how much I like this song.
873 days ago.