No Tone, they're just Javelinas!


A parody of a song by Madonna.  Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Recorded: 01/29/2015  Released: 01/30/2015  First aired: 01/30/2015
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I wonder what really happened to Tony's sunglasses? Perhaps...

I went to Desert Mountain, sporting my new shades.
A walking ad for Sunglass Hut down here.
Strolling along the fairway,
Enjoying the sun.

'Til I saw huge pigs,
Running around, pretending they could not see
Their tusks were as big as my head,
They must've weighed as much as me.

No Tone, they're just Javelinas!
The truth is, they will not hurt you.
I beg your pardon?
I'll take no chances.
I got home safely,
But, where are my glasses?

*A parody of Madonna's version of "Don't Cry for Me Argentina" from Evita.

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Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
Thanks so much everyone!
923 days ago.
Thomas Branch
This is so great not only the hilariously funny lyrics but the fact she was hitting all the hi notes that is impressive!
924 days ago.
matttv in Coventry, Ct
928 days ago.
jarad2112 in Washington, DC
Just brilliant!!! Loved it! I am wowed!
928 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
Loved it, Kjerstin. What a great way to end the week. I can often predict the thrust of a jingle chorus by now, but you completely took me by surprise and I LOVED it.
929 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
I'm still laughing! And it's not because I like Andrew Lloyd Webber.
929 days ago.