Yard Sale? Never! (Cat Stevens-The Wind)

   

A parody of a song by Cat Stevens/Yusaf Islam.  Recorded by Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
Recorded: 12/14/2014  Released: 01/28/2015  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

Recorded this a while back after TK's anti yard sale rant to which Liz Clarke responded with some wonderful disgust.

Lyrics:

I listen to the orange
To the orange bald and old
Why I do this I’m not sure
Only god really knows
His closets are full of unworn junk
But never, never never never
He’s never had a yard sale once
No never, never never

Liz Clarke listens to his words and
She tries not to scold
She’s polite but she would really
Like to knock him out cold
He wakes up at the crack of dawn
But never, never, never, never
Wants to see you on his front lawn
No never, never, never

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Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
John, love the idea of doing the whole Rushmore! The music is great and TK would fume over the Wes Anderson love. The Who's A Quick One While He's Away would be epic.
848 days ago.
Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
Love this, Patrick! Greatness!
869 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
It's nice that someone on this show has a conscience, isn't it? Lovely.
876 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Beautiful, just beautiful.....
876 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Just great, Patrick. So good. Whaddaya say we try to tackle the whole "Rushmore" soundtrack?
876 days ago.

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