I'm Mike Rizzo (Feat. KJ)


A parody of a song by Grease.  A Collaboration by Byron in Philadelphia, PA & Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Recorded: 01/27/2015  Released: 01/28/2015  First aired: unaired
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There are worse things I could do,
Than trade Clippard for some dude.
Even though the Boswell column
likes to trash me, like a bum,
I know Tony won't be blue,
But there are worse things I could do.

I could have drafted Swaggy P,
Bet the farm on RGIII.
Signed that contract with McNabb,
80 million wasn't fab,
Give some credit where it's due.
That's a thing I'd never do.

Gilbert's contract wasn't light,
Guess he wasn't Mr. Right.
I got Scherzer by the way,
Now there's not much you can say,
I'm Mike Rizzo who are you!?

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joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Great job outta BOTH of you!!!
928 days ago.
Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
Thanks for asking me to sing this, Byron! It was a lot of fun. Thanks, John!
929 days ago.
Byron in Philadelphia, PA
Thanks John!
932 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Byron, terrific job choosing and writing this song. HOLY COW Kjerstin, what a terrific vocal!!! Tony is going to absolutely love this. And maybe we'll also find out where Grease falls on the all-time TK Broadway Musical Power Rankings. But, hey, did I mention GREAT vocal?
936 days ago.