What if Hippos Could Box


A parody of a song by Alice in Chains.  Recorded by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 01/27/2015  Released: 01/27/2015  First aired: unaired
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Mr. Tony asked this question, so I took a few minutes and thought about it related to the animal revolution. It's been a while since I recorded anything, so figured might as well...

Animal revolution

What if hippos could box?
I wouldn't want to get hit
One thing though would save me (save me)

Their footwork
(can't they speed it up?)
Just would suck
(don't blame their trainer)
A great left hook
(would be wasted)
Their footwork
(just would be so slow)

Animal revolution
Based on "Man in the Box" by Alice in Chains
(This is the dumbest thing I've ever done...)

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Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
Crazy good!
900 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Cool, thanks. For better or worse, I grew up in the grunge era. Maybe it's time for some Pearl Jam, STP or NIN. :D
902 days ago.
Anonymous Little
Damn! I second what Jerry said!! NEXT LEVEL GREAT!!!!!
904 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
Holy crap. This is my favorite one of 2015 so far. Going straight to the open of the TKJ Podcast this weekend.
906 days ago.