The Wizards (Beatles-Don't Pass Me By)


A parody of a song by The Beatles.  Recorded by Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
Recorded: 01/14/2015  Released: 01/16/2015  First aired: 01/20/2015
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A quick jingle for TK's realization that the Wizards may not be awful.

I’m looking round for Gilbert
Packing .22s
Where is Agent 0
There’s no crap in our shoes
Gortat and Beal are players
And Wall controls the floor
guess that means the Wizards are not
Shitty anymore!

I miss that 9-20
And the curse of Les Boulet
They used to suck with Swaggy
But now they got NeNe
There’s no Baltch on the floor tonight
Or Emeka Okafor
I guess that means the Wizards aint so shitty anymore

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Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
Just heard the podcast from Tuesday's show. Awesome job!
943 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Ringo NEVER sounded this good! So terrific Patrick. And it was a near stumper, as Tony didn't recognize it as a Beatles tune right away. Double points for you!
945 days ago.
Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
I wrote some lyrics for the chorus but it runs a little long for airtime. Maybe I will record it anyway for the website
948 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
Also, I wanted one verse and a chorus -- you left us hanging!
948 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
Nice, but what a jinx! At the same time that the Wizards LOSE you write about how good they are while the Cavs WIN as I write about how bad they are.
949 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
So good Patrick!!
949 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
I thought only shitty Washington football clubs made for good jingles; turns out so do far from mediocre former Boulez. Nice!
949 days ago.