Dedicated Follower of Cheeses (For the CheeseBoy-The Kinks)

   

A parody of a song by The Kinks.  Recorded by Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
Recorded: 12/05/2013  Released: 12/09/2014  First aired: 12/11/2014
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Lyrics

To the Cheeseboy-A parody of the Kinks Dedicated Follower of Fashion

No time for Swiss, but he loves Gruyère
Doesn’t care for Brie, prefers Morbier
You won’t catch him near a cheddar or a sad American
Cause he’s a dedicated follower of cheeses

And when he writes his little blog
He nibbles on a nice Gouda
The Olympics they were splendid but he didn’t see a thing
Cause he’s a dedicated follower of cheeses

He's the Cheeseboy (oh yes he is), He's the Cheeseboy (oh yes he is).
He thinks he is a connoisseur of Comté
And when he sees a double Gloucester he cant help but take a bite
Cause he’s a dedicated follower of cheeses

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Day in the Life Part 2 (I get by with a little help from Ne-grel-li) by Patrick Moffett
We Didn't Start the Fire (extended mix) by Jerry

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Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
Thanks, Josh! So glad you liked it, love the Kinks and figured there was no better way to show my thoroughly sarcastic affection for the friendly neighborhood stenographer
809 days ago.
Josh In Manhattan
My favorite Jingle!! Amazing song and the CheeseBoy should be proud.
828 days ago.
Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
Laughing, laughing, laughing. So good!
917 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Heard it LIVE. CONGRATS!!!
925 days ago.
JPF
Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?
925 days ago.
Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
Norwegian Jarlsberg? No. Red Windsor? No.
926 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
And for any who are not familiar with the stout yeoman who is Mr Wensleydale, click here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPN3KTtrnZM
926 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
That is so awesome! Mr Wensleydale would very much approve!
926 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
THAT is funny! Laughing all the way.
927 days ago.